Sunday, June 14, 2009

Crandall; Only trying to help

A recent e-mail I received:

Jason,

Hello, I hope you are having beautiful day! Crandall here. I wanted to let you know I understand why you are trying to make Crandall go away. I am not orthodox, I am cutting edge. I do not fit into the typical fitness mindset. Everything new and different is scary at first. Crandall knows this. So your natural reaction is to panic and flee and try to make Crandall disappear. I understand. Other people have their ways of doing things, but Crandall gets RESULTS!

I read on your site about the Crossfit, and how people make fun of it and criticize it. Realize, that is like YOU criticizing ME for not fitting within your mainstream.

So, it would appear that the real 800 pound Gorilla in the room is Crandall.

I am thinking about opening up a new fitness site online called "crandallsfitnessemporium" and I will let you know when it is up.

Remember, Jason, things are not bad just because they are "new" or "different". Trying to run from Crandall and the truth I speak only makes you look scared to your clients and the people reading your blog. If you truly believe what you are saying, you would be able to stand having me around. But I threaten you, and threaten the fitness orthodoxy. I know that now.

Always for the best and sincerely,

Crandall, CPT, AFPA
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"Remember, Crandall is here to HELP you, not HURT you. Now, let's ROCK!!!"

2 comments:

Matt said...

Matt loves it when people talk about themselves in the 3rd person. Matt really digs it!

But Matt's new to all this so Matt shouldn't be afraid of trying new things out...

Jenn said...

Okay...

Guess you know you've really "made it" on the web when you start getting stuff like this.

Oh, love the new shirts. Gonna get one.